I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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