STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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