my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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