Tell her she can't have a vagina
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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