it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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