is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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