Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Everything about him screamed your future.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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