Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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