: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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