Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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