Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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