Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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