Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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