Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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