he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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