Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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