Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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