The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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