you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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