I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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