is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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