If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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