I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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