i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
