Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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