The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Come share oat with me in your robe
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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