Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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