First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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