NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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