i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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