So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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