wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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