So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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