That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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