Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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