I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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