Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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