WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my sisters under your porch take her home
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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