If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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