So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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