Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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