She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
third nipple confirmed
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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