She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize