She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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