I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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