As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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