you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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