Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so explain again why im purple
no
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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