Your tits are I can't wait for
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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You. Win. At. Life.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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