According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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