I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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