Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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