to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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