So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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