Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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