I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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